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FARTS (2008)
Lucas Entertainment / Lucas Distributions
Director: Michael Lucas, Mr. Pam
Actors: Michael Lucas, Nick Capra, Cam Casey, Jason Crew, Danny Delta, Josef Jakobs, Micah Lawrence, Shawn Phillips, Jason Sparks and Scott Spears

Lucas Entertainment comes barreling out of the gate with another seminal DVD, “Farts![2008].” Lucas is known for his ground-breaking, natural style, and what could be more natural than farts!

Capra and Crew start off the festivities with some old-fashioned watersports, as Crew unleashes a torrent of piss all over Capra.

The oral action Lucas is known for is top notch here as Capra laps up Crew like he’s dessert. There’s nothing better than a well-prepped ass before fucking, and Crew’s is spit shine clean after the rinsing Capra gives him.

Crew devours Capra for awhile before Capra finally takes advantage of his hard work cleaning Crew’s butt. This is an excellent way to start things off.

Sparks and Phillips continue the piss-fest, as Phillips gets doused with Spark’s steady stream. There’s a lot of good back and forth here, which will appeal to watersports fans. The toys come out and Sparks is opened up for Phillip’s big dick. This scene also includes foot sucking, which Lucas can be counted on to deliver.


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A great thing about “Farts” is that the assplay action starts right away, and isn’t just tacked on and edited down as a prelude to fucking. Lucas always shoots extended ass scenes.

Casey is the imaginative one next up stuffing his butt with anything that will fit. Some very impressive dildos find there way up there, along with many other found objects. Sir Lucas appears finally, and gives Casey the bath he deserves.

After unloading about 3 gallons of piss, Lucas does what he’s put on this planet to do, and fucks Casey with his serpentine dick. Casey feeds off Lucas like it’s Kryptonite, and Lucas sends another disciple out into the world.

Lawrence brings on the gas in the next scene, and Spears is the lucky recipient of his bowel expulsion, and practically withers in ecstasy. Jakobs is pisser in this group, and showers Lawrence. These guys can’t resist one another and dive between each other’s legs for a great sucking scene. The cumshots are excellent here in close-up with perfect lighting.

Delta and Crew step things up in the next scene with Delta’s ass being opened up to store Crew’s fist and carry-on bag.

After renting out his ass as a storage facility, Crew pummels Delta’s double-wide trailer butt with abandon.

Lucas hits another home run with “Farts!” which is sure to be one you’ll never forget.

This is one feature that is exploading in wholesale orders JRL fans and this is one gay xxx fetish film that is loaded! Don't hesitate to buy this one from Lucas Entertainment. What a fine addition to the Lucas Entertainment library.

This is going to be big in America on the JRL Weekly Top 100 as well as the EGPA Top 20.



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