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ASSAULT WITH A BLATINO WEAPON
Directed By: Jalin Fuentes
Starring Quest, Neo, Black Thunder, Chaos, Jason Tiya, Phat Daddy, Osian, Souldja Boy, Mr. Amazing, and King Dingo
Release: Now Available Nationwide
Email RockBottom@JRLChartsonline.com
Posted Wednesday August 26, 2009 12:00 a.m. PDT

It's a new day on the Randy Rock Bottom format JRL fans. Today, I bring you the legendary Urban King Director Jalin Fuentes's latest masterpiece entitled Assault With A Blatino Weapon [2009]. I hope you have your protective gear on JRL fans!

Here we go!

SCENE ONE: QUEST AND HOUSEBOY NEO

Scene One opens up with Quest on the phone complaining to the cleaning service. Finally cutie pie Neo arrives and Quest begins bossing him around. Neo is doing everything he can to make Quest happy. Quest continues to talk shit to Neo about how much work has to be done. Neo begins sweeping the floor while Quest checks out his sweet ass.

One thing I give credit to director Fuentes for is that the script was right on it!







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Back to the action, a close up shot of Neo's ass is really something to think about while Quest contineus to watch himself. He's about 5'7 and a nice lean body. One that you could pour whip cream over and lick it until he was sparkling clean. Quest notices how late it is but he can't keep his eyes off of his new cleaning boy. Quest begins rubbing his stomach showing off his tight stomach complete with a star tattoo.

Neo then asks Quest, "is there anything else I can do sir", Quest then states that he wants to get comfortable. Neo appears to be resistant to getting comfortable but, Quest quickly reminds him that he is paying him for his services.

Neo then removes his shirt and shows off his cute hairless body. Neo tells Quest that I might have to check with my boss about this later. Quest then tells Neo to take off his jeans and when he does, he shows off that tight bubble butt complete with a rock hard cock bulging out of those bikini underwear. Quest begins rubbing Neo's back softly...Neo asks Quest "Do you like what you see? Quest then tells him to get down on your knees...again Neo resists but Quest has a funny way of persuasion.

Neo then goes down on his knees and places Quest's fat cock in his mouth. Neo shows that he is truly a professional cocksucker in this scene JRL fans. He sucks that cock without hands and that's what I call a COCK SUCKER!

They both move to the couch where Neo gets on his knees and sucks Quest sideways while Quest begin smassaging Neo's butthole. They then begin french kissing each other. Very hot!

Quest then begins rimming Neo's tight booty hole to the point where Neo begins shacking. Quest contineus to stroke his cock while licking that ass and then, He puts that condom on and inserts this thick black cock intoNeo's hot ass on Neo's stomach. Nice and slow strokes made my cock erect like crazy. Nice soundtrack for this scene as well JRL fans.


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Quest pounds Neo's ass from behind and then, Quest turns over onto his back and Neo begins riding his thick shaft with his back to Quest. Bronco busters couldn't ride this thick meat any better! Then Quest pushes Neo over to doggystle position and attacks that ass from the back. This is truly an Assault with A Blatino Weapon! Then Quest rolls Neo over and shoots his load right in his face. Then Neo busts his load while laying on his back thinking of that cock still in his tight butthole.

SCENE TWO: BLACK THUNDER AND CHAOS

We then fade into Black Thunder and Chaos! Chaos is sitting on the sofa busy reading a straight adult magazine. Black Thunder heads over to Chaos's apartment and knocks on the door. Chaos buttons his pants and goes to see who's there. Chaos allows Black Thunder into his domain and they both sit and the dining room table. They begin small talk and then all of a sudden, a game of dominos comes up and whomever loses, takes off all of their clothes.

Needless to say, Chaos lost the game and the next thing you know, Chaos is on his knees butt naked as is Black Thunder, sucking on Black Thunder's massive cock. Black Thunder can't wait to tap that ass as Chaos sucks his huge cock like a lollipop. Black Thunder plows into Chaos's butthole doggystyle.

Not hard and fast but actually fucking with enjoyment for both parties. If there is anything I can' t stand is when a top thinks he can fuck by shoving his cock into an asshole and just fucking like he's a jack rabbit. You have to get the rhythm right to make your bottom satisfied and that, is exactly what Black Thunder did to Chaos.


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Excellent videography on this scene Jalin! Black Thunder then turns over Chaos onto his back and drill that butthole in the traditional sex position. Ladies, eat your heart out! Seeing those balls slapping against Chaos's smooth butt make me almost cum in my pants. Then they both bust their loads as their cocks were rock hard. Black Thunder shot his load right on Chaos's butthole. I thought some of the jism might fall in!.....This scene was worth watching three times!

SCENE THREE: JASON TIYA AND PHAT DADDY

Okay JRL fans, scene three opens up with Jason Tiya and Phat Daddy sleeping in bed. Jason wakes up and looks over at Phat Daddy's body laying there looking hot as hell under that sheet. Jason begins rubbing on Phat's boxer shorts...of course while Phat Daddy's lying on his stomach. Phat wakes up and says what the fuck are you doing?

Jason tells Phat that he wants to fuck him in the ass but Phat tells him, "I'm A Top"...I'll fuck you!. Phat makes him a proposition, "You suck me off first and then we'll see what happens!. Jason quickly agrees and Phat slides off his boxers, Jason couldn't wait to get to his long cock. Jason is pretty hot with those white briefs on! Props to Jason for knowing how to suck cock!

Phat is surprised at just how good Jason is sucking on his tube. In no time, Phat turns Jason over on his knees on the bed and begins fucking his ass silly. Lovely undershots for this scene JRL Fans. Jason is loving Phat Daddy's cock in his ass and it truly shows!


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Phat then turns Jason over onto his back on the bed and with no mercy, plows down into his dark hole. Judging from Jason's facial expressions, he is in paradise with Phat Daddy fucking him into a coma. Then suddenly Jason pushes Phat out of his ass and says "You're not fucking anymore"...Phat stands over him knowing that he enjoyed every bit of it. Then Phat lays next to Jason and jacks his load off. For some reason, Jason didn't shoot his load. I wondered about that one!

You know how we do it JRL fans, you want to know more, you're gonna have to purchase this movie. This is one for the Urban Market's Hall of Fame! Hot Models, Hard Cocks, Excellent Fucking skills makes up Assault with A Blatino Weapon [2009] a mega hit!

There are a total of six scenes in this film and judging from the first three scenes, you know that this one is worth watching.

Visit www.thugmart.com to purchase it directly or visit your local retail store outlet or online outlet to purchase or stream, Assault with A Blatino Weapon [2009] today. I wouldn't be surprised to see this one debut at No.1 on the JRL Weekly Top 50 Black Chart real soon.

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