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DARK ALLEY MEDIA PREPARES TO DROP THE GAY BOMB
By: Keith Witchka, Staff Writer
Leave it to Dark Alley Media Distribution to come up with a blockbuster concept for their Fall Season release entilted "Gay Bomb". Following this past week's nationwide news coverage of one of the U.S. Military's black opps projects, Dark Alley Media took the horns and came up with Gaybomb [2007].Following the controversial political parody of Gaytanamo, released to huge critical acclaim earlier this year, New York’s most filthy-fun gay film studio Dark Alley Media today announced plans to kick the US Government while it’s down.
Gay Bomb will take us into the future and the year 2012. George the Second has refused to step down as leader of the “free world,” and the nations of Europe have banded together to fight the new American military dictatorship. Desperate to fend off its attackers, the US launches the experimental “gay bomb,” designed to make the enemy forces drop their guns and turn fag. But the winds of fate blow in a different direction, and soon America is brought to its knees.
Recent news headlines revealed that Pentagon insiders admitted to having truly considered the “gay bomb” as an example of non-lethal chemical warfare in the Iraq War.
The Air Force asked for a $7.5 million grant to develop the idea, which was proposed to the government’s highest scientific authority.
Dark Alley’s Matthias von Fistenberg said, “We’re really not making this up. In fact, if the Pentagon officials wants to see the outcome of this project, they should tune into Dark Alley TV on December 1.” Owen Hawk agreed: “This was too good an opportunity to pass up. When they’re not busy wiping their asses with the Constitution, they’re showing total contempt for basic scientific knowledge and spending tax dollars to turn armies gay. We should laugh at their expense every chance we get.”
Gay Bomb will begin filming in November 2007, after Dark Alley completes its already jam-packed production and release schedule for the year. Look out for current releases Gaytanamo and Fisting Underground, Part 3, as well as the upcoming Matthias von Fistenberg’s 8 ½ and 20 Fist Weekend.
Retailers and wholesale distributors, this one will be a mega release for the Dark Alley Media brand, so make sure to prebook your copies this fall for Gaybomb [2007]. Customers will definitely be looking for this one both online and at land based retail store locations that support New Release Gay XXX Entertainment.
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